2000yr:

Seeing your main bitch in public while you with the side hoe

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  • Ben: okay guys here's the idea... You're gonna walk... Down a pier. Genius I am.

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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intensional:

intensional:

what is the sluttiest fish in the sea?

a blowfish 

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If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks, via acomas)